I've got some Yo mama jokes. Lets hear yours-- Yo mama's house is so small, even the welcome mat just says- WEL Yo mama's so broke, i saw her kickin a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing? She said- Movin. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a tree and tried to get a job as Branch Manager. Yo mama's so stupid, she's still lookin for the 2 cups of water in the jello box to add. Happy Detailing Heath :loud:
ohh boy what has this forum been reduced to yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stiuck
Speaking of doctors. We had some Amish move into our area. They wanted to know if Pizza Doctor would be a good mid-wfe. True story too.
I thought i saw yo mamma walking down the street with a matress on her back and a sign saying curb service...
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder yo mama so stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure yo mama so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye yo mama so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued' Your Mama So Fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
