Why Men prefer guns over Women:

***Disclaimer***
This is only meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously or to offend or upset anyone here at DB. I know this will set the stage for a rash of "guy" jokes. :whistle:


Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women:



#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !

 

Oh man I love it!

 

KIller one!

 

Funny Stuff. I have to email it to my older brother. He's a real gun nut.

 

:rollinglaugh: Good one! :thumb: I sent it to a friend also :giggle:

 

Thats a good one:applause2:

 

very good.

 

now that is great

 

Amen brother.

 

:lol2: :lol2: that's a good one DLR :lol2: :lol2:

Thank you for sharing with us.

 

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !

Do you ship to Thailand... I need one for my PM:headbang:

 

you can trade an ol' 44 for a new 22! I like that!!!
And speaking of silencer, thay are illegal in California, if someone sees it, they will think you are a killer...

 

What isn't illegal in California.

 

How about the fact that guns always stay skinny!!!

 

:tiptoe: Careful :tiptoe: :gasp:

Glad you all enjoyed this. I wasn't sure how it would fly on a detailing forum? :yikes:

Dave