Water vs. Wine

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by Deep Gloss Auto Salon, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. Deep Gloss Auto Salon

    Deep Gloss Auto Salon DB Pro Supporter

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
    water there is bacteria.
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
    have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli ) - bacteria
    found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
    rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
    and be full of shit.
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
    a public service.
     
  2. Calgarydetail

    Calgarydetail Getting to know Detailing

    i love it... thanks for saving my life :D
     
  3. pirex

    pirex DB Certified Dealer

    Sweet!!
     
  4. Skinny

    Skinny Virgin Detailer

    great news, the AA gang will love it
     
  5. DJ_JonnyV

    DJ_JonnyV DB Forum Supporter

    Hell, in that case, off to the fridge for a cold beer...
     

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