I am not sure who the author of this is, but I dare say I agree: I was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what I thought of the allegations of torture of taliban / al qaida terrorists . My reply prompted my ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause & a standing ovation from the audience. "If hooking up a terrorist's balls to a car battery will save one G.I's. life, then I have just three things to say:" 1. Red is positive 2. Black is negative 3. Make sure his balls are wet
