A preacher gets up in front of his congregation on day and says- I'm sorry, I'm gonna have enough money to provide for my family. A member stands up and tells the preacher- I own a grocery store, I'll give you and your family all the groceries you need for an entire year if you'll stay. Another member stands up and tells him- I own a clothing store, i'll give you and your family all the clothes you need if you'll stay on. A woman stands up and tells the preacher- I'll give you all the sex you need for an entire year if you'll stay on. A hush goes over the crowd. They proceed through the rest of the service. They dismiss church. The preacher pulls the woman out to the side and says- Why on earth did you say that in church?The woman says- Well, I looked at my husband said, Honey, all these ppl are doing somethin for him, what can we do. My husband looked at me and said- SCREW HIM!! Happy Detailing:cold: :applause2:
