The most holograms I have EVER seen (pic inside)

Holy Sh.T!!! lol.:lol2:

 

These aren't holograms... it's phantom flames! People pay good money for those paint jobs.

 

keep buying groupons till the clear is compromised........... LOL

these people amaze me, they do not understand the whole concept anyway so i gave up trying to explain it. Problem is when dealerships do this to new or used cars people think its normal and they don't care, they want it "waxed" which is the all in one term they use to say "make it look shiny"

I make more money anyway just doing a 6 hour clean and prep job them a full correction........ but I make sure the car is fully documented with pictures so they cannot say I put that halogram or other swirl in the paint. Also I always ask first, "do you want me to fix it, or cover it up and minimize it" and that is usually followed by whats the cost difference, not what do you do........so there is the root of the problem right there, price.

 

If the car resembles this painting, its wrong.......

 

OMG !! Its Return of the Lizard-Skin-Look !!! Yikes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes, my eyes!!!

Dan F

 

Vincent Van Gogh - great artist - not so great Detailer !

Dan F

 

Wow, a little piece of me just died when I saw this.

 

I need to look for a video I uploaded it basically puts these photos in motion. It will blow your mind..

#ghostflamesbro

 

I wonder if someone is so good at making designs with holograms that they can do "ghosted flames" or other effects usually achieved through airbrushing haha.

 

Hard to beat that Expedition but I think this one may take the cake...note that it's supposed to be a BLACK car, not grey!


Originally posted on Autopia here.

Carnage!

 

Multiple areas of strike through, swirls, etc. We have a winner for sure.

 

The pics above are absolutely proof positive that Drunk-Crack-Heads-with-Rotaries ( D.C.H.R.) are alive and well in San Diego !!!!!!!
This is some very serious S##T !!!
The DCHR family has apparently moved, and are heading to a Neighborhood near you - be on the look out - garage your vehicles if possible - keep your garage doors down!!!!

The President of the W.C.D.A. (World Class Detailers of America) is considering going to a DEFCon -3 Alert Status. Remain Calm. Get prepared to be part of the biggest Detail Clean-up this area of America has seen! You will be busy.. Remain Calm.

The WCDA is issuing extra Extension Cords, thousands of Purple Foam and Black Wool Pads, and Pallets of Mike's Hard Lemonade, to all Volunteers that step up and Be Counted. You will be Busy.. Remain Calm. You will feel Warm and Fuzzy. Remain Calm.

We can Win this Tragedy upon the Vehicles of this Nation !!! Sign Up Today !

Help Stamp Out and Correct the wayward ways of the D.C.H.R. before its too late !!!!

Keep America and all Nations Beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dan F

 

here is a few that i have came across at my shop





video clip

 

Ouch... that Infiniti G looks beaten.

Don;t these guys inspect their work? I thought the whole point of polishing is to make paint as perfect as possible... not to make it uglier. The technique is obviously wrong. They need to practice before touching another car.

 

From a danish VAG forum.. A very artistic approach to detailing :giggle:

 

And here we have 'ghost waterfalls'.

 

What happens when a shop isn't qualified to be detailing cars...

 

These are so painful. Who pays their hard earned money for those types of results?

I can imagine a conversation between a customer and one of these hack detailers...


Hack: "Would you be interested in my paint correction service?"
Client: "Paint correction? What is that?"
Hack: "Here, I'll show you... you see these swirl marks... now watch this... (takes buffer to a panel)"
Customer: "Dude, why did you **** up my paintjob?"
Hack: "Sorry man, theoretically the swirls should've been removed, I guess I'm not doing it right... let me try another panel"


Hehe, I couldn't resist.

 

tape off patterns rather than 50/50's when repairing one of those.

 

Actually, I think the convo goes more like this:

Client: I bought your Groupon the other day for an $85 wash, buff, 'n wax. Here are my keys.


Hack: All done.


Client: Wow! So clean and shiny!

Meanwhile...on detailing bliss....
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