A little girl and her mother are on the way to school. The little girl asks her mom- Mom, how much do you weigh?- the mother tells the little girl she cant be asking her that. The little girl asks her mother another question- Mom, how old are you?- Mother tells her- You aint ever gonna know the answer to that question and dont ever ask me that again. So the little girl gets out at school and tells her friend what happened. Her friend tells her, all you have to do is get her driver's license and it will tell you everything you want to know!! So she does. The next morning. She tells her mom. Mom- i know how much you weigh- Her mom goes, really, how much. She goes, you weigh 130lbs and i even know how old you are. So her mom goes really, how old am I? She tells her 35. She goes mom, i even know why you and daddy got a divorce. Her mom goes, Why is that?? Because you got a F in sex:comfort: