Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells back, BITCH! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
If I would listen then every time I was called a F*cker does that mean I should have dipped my ink in the well?? lol
i have selective hearing myself...esp when loged on the forums..my wife and kids know thats the time to rob me blind....lol