Two old women are out side smoking when it starts raining. One old lady pulls out a condom, tears off the resevior tip and slides it over her cigarette. The other old lady goes- Where did you get those?? The old lady replies- I got them down at the drug store, just tell the pharmacist you want some condoms. So the old lady gets in her car and drives down to the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she needs some condoms. The pharmacist goes, well ma'am, what kind are you looking for.The old lady goes-- I dont know, just big enough to fit a camel!! :kick2: Heath