....you might be a detailer

Old concept just like Jeff Foxworthy coined, but haven't seen it for detailing specific.

"If you _____ .... you might be a detailer."

 

If you have more car drying towels than towels in your home...you might be a detailer.

 

If you've ever been caught "huffing" wax... more than once... you might be a detailer.
If you've ever been tempted to wax your teeth... you might be a detailer.

I'm too tired to think of anything else....

 

If you ever tried to drink Adam's Detail spray, you might be a detailer

 

If you ever changed out your plush cotton bath towels for waffle weaves(cause they absorb better), you might be a detailer.

 

If you ever tried to snow foam your dog...you might be a detailer

If you ever been told by your neighbor "your at it again" after seeing you wash your ride... you might be detailer

 

LOL

If you ever polished your shower, bath and bathroom sink and sealed it with klasse ... you might be a detailer.

 

When you get into arguments with your wife because she went through the gas station car wash. you might be a detailer

When you spray water on a car you just spend 30 minutes drying just to see the beading you might be a detailer.

 

When you spend more money on supplies than rent, you might be a detailer.
When you can talk for hours about products and your technique, you might be a detailer.

When someone tells you "you will wash the paint off that car" you might be a detailer.

 

If you can see yourself better in your car's paint than in your bathroom mirror....

If you carry enough supplies with you for a full two bucket wash while on vacation....

If you've ever ONR'd your children... (My doesn't juniour look glossy today).

 

Haha at the ONR one

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If you have more pads than your sister...

 

LMFAO.... glad I'm not the only one.

 

almost threw up from the last one

 

If you spend more on detailing products than women .... you might be a detailer.

If you store detailing goods in your TV cabinet ... you might be a detailer.

 

if you use your detailing stuff to clean the house

 

id have to say this is funniest so far

 

When you get angry and yell at people who swear by armorall ....

 

If the fedex guy and UPS guys show up daily at the same time with new products, but call you before they show up to make sure you are home.

 

If you look at a any car and think how good you could make a car look...