A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology, which explained the phenomenon of "mixed emotions" where someone is cheerful, happy and joyful and at the same time gloomy, forlorn and dejected. The husband turned to his wife and said... "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time". She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
Awesome, Jon....kinda like the mixed emotion of seeing your mother-in-law driving over the cliff in your brand new Mercedes!!
