Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Terry says to Brian behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen,...
I just got this forward, had to post it... I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise...
Finally got around to using "Wet Obsession". I only got to do the driver side of the car because it was getting ready to rain. But I got half...
'An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond...
LGCM Pro Heat w/ Turbo Brush Refurb $58.95 Shipped. http://www.livinclean.com/-strse-2388/1425-Little-Green-Machine/Detail.bok I ordered one...
eBay Motors: Metro Vac-N-Blo Auto Vac VNB-83BA... (item 320229563055 end time Mar-28-08 08:25:48 PDT) Good deal, if I wouldn't have bought mine 2...
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by...
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she...
I had ankle surgery yesterday(27th) and now I can't sleep at all... I seriously sprained my ankle back in November and went though PT and...
A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she...
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy...
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin....
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the...
I was gonna get an even smaller one, but read a lot of good reviews on the TR-5. I don't know how much use I'll get out of it on my vehicles, but...
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