This one is borderline acceptable but is too funny not to include. It IS rude so STOP READING RIGHT NOW SO YOU DON'T GET OFFENDED. Still with me? O.K....Read on.... A blonde gets a large tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. Her friend comments that it is strange. The blonde says "Oh, no..it's really cool. If you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean".
You know what they say, if it smells like a fish, then its a dish, if it smells like cologne, let it alone.
richy, You are to funny...That was a great blonde joke...I couldn't stop laughing and my wife yells in from the other room. What are you laughing at. Oh, something silly that one of the guys said...I thought she was going to come in because she didn't like the tone of my laugh...That was a close one...hahaha...:worship2: