Little Johnny vs. Obama

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by Chris@Optimum, Nov 4, 2008.

  1. Chris@Optimum

    Chris@Optimum DB Certified Manufacturer

    President elect Barack Obama was visiting an elementary school and he visited one of the classes.
    They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
    So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
    One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills
    him, that would be a tragedy.
    'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'
    A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
    'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'
    The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
    Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
    'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
    'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.
     
  2. Reflect

    Reflect DB Forum Supporter

    What an ironic time to post this lol. I've seen it before.
     
  3. Buddy

    Buddy Getting to know Detailing

    Agree - But I have never seen this one before...:shrug:
     
  4. Hum-Benz

    Hum-Benz Wax on..Wax off

    lmao.:lol2::lol2::lol2:
     
  5. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    HAHAHAHAHA, that Johnny is CRAZY!!!
     
  6. Purplewidow

    Purplewidow Obsessive Detailer

    i love it.. it is the truth.. obama is gonna make us like europe where since the euro people can buy 1/3 of what they used too including investing.
     
  7. Dust2Glory

    Dust2Glory Nuba Guru

    haha that is funny!!!
     
  8. Asphalt Rocket

    Asphalt Rocket Nuba Guru

    That is the truth.
     
  9. DG 501

    DG 501 Jedi Nuba

    :lol2: O M G!!!!
     
  10. sal329

    sal329 Nuba Guru

    That was some funny stuff
     
  11. bigfoot

    bigfoot Jedi Nuba

    I think that would be more Bush than any other
     
  12. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    Good one!!!:applause2:
     
  13. Chris@Optimum

    Chris@Optimum DB Certified Manufacturer

    Yeah, just insert any disliked politician you choose. I prefer Obama, but Bush will work too!:catfight:
     
  14. DB Boss

    DB Boss DB representative

    This thread has been reported to us, we don't see anything wrong with the joke but if this thread is to continue open please don't deviate from the joke. That's why what Purplewidow posted was delited.
     
  15. shiny

    shiny Jedi Nuba

    good one!
     
  16. Denzil

    Denzil Guest

    Take it for what it is, a joke. We don't need to hear opinions on politics since it seems not everyone can behave appropriately and respectfully.
     

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