....you might be a detailer

When you accidentally refer to the P90x home workout as P21s and your friends all look at you like you're retarded.

 

If you wax your Masterblaster to prevent water spotting, from the water being basting off your ride...

If you open and close the door for your girlfriend every time she gets in your ride to prevent nail scratches and finger prints...

If and when you go to Walmart and park on the last parking space...

If you seal your iPhone with Bodywrap...

 

When the term "BOGO" gives you a boner...

 

If you applied Z2 to your washer, dryer and mailbox with your PC.....multiple times.

 

when you don't allow to eat in your family VAN

 

If you have a mini vac in your car and vacuum after every time someone gets out of your car.

 

this is the ONLY way I valet. I usually pay twice as much just so they let me do it without question but its WELL worth it

 

If you use VRP on your dirt bike boots...

 

When Desire, lube, Hardcore XXX, Glide, Smooth........take on a whole new meaning.

When your a danger during driving because of looking at the water flowing up towards you off your hood.

 

When you ask a random stranger if they washed their car with sandpaper...you might be a detailer

 

If you are using Wolf's "the mask" on you fenders when swapping your turbo to avoid damage from greasy hands...... I'm doing this right now

 

I barely care for the paint work (or what's left of it) on my RX-7...I must not be a detailer

 

when you have a play list on your Ipod labeled "DETAILIN MUZIK"
When you kiss your wife and she say's YOUR LIPS TASTE LIKE NEW WAVE!!!!

 

REVIVAL!!!


You might be a detailer when your idea of "revenge" is washing someones car from bottom to top and in circles rather than straight lines. (Did this just yesterday)

 

When you keep your waxes nice and cool in a wine fridge and your wine in a box on the shelf in the sun

 

Printing this out and showing it to the wife with a big "SEE, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT CRAZY!"

 

Trust me my fellow Ct. friend she will still think your crazy. LOL

 

Didn't catch that you were from CT as well.

But you're right. I love the expression on her face as she explains to our guess when they try to put their drinks in the wet bar.

 

lol thats funny!

 

If you applied two layers of Zaino Z-2 on your new washer and dryer 10 minutes after the delivery truck leaves....

If your mailbox has a layer of Klasse topped with Z-2....