....you might be a detailer

If you detail your detailing supplies

 

That is the worst. My friends do that all the time. Or they plop their crap (purses, jackets, etc.) on the roof cos "it's clean so I can put my stuff there!" on a similar note, people cant seem to shut my doors/hatch without putting their hands in at least 15 different places.

 

If you have seriously contemplated dumping a girl because her handbags are enormous and come very close to smacking your paint every-time she gets in the car...


If you use the soap bar in straight lines opposed to circles when scrubbing your belly in the shower, as if one could induce swirls marks on their skin anyway...


If you wear begin wearing less stylish and more comfortable shoes out to dinner or to the mall because you KNOW you will be parking a mile away and have to walk...


If you have delayed taking your dog to the vet until you have access to someone else's car...


If you have been pulled over for alleged "Drunk Driving" when all you were trying to do was avoid that semi-low hanging branch which may or may not have even come close to scratching your car...


And finally, if you have ever PAID a valet to allow you to PARK YOUR OWN CAR.... you might be a detailer, and or a baller!

 

I've done this too, lol.

 

ahhhhh i HATE that

 

Another one. If you end up driving your friend's cars everywhere because you don't feel like taking your car somewhere where it could be damaged. (achem. Bonnaroo.)

 

With only a few bucks left to your name, and you chose to buy detailing products over your addiction (Cigs/alcohol)....you might be.....well.... thats just another addiction... oh god! what have I been doing with my life... Think of all the money I couldve spent on something else other than products! Is this real life? My girl friend left me... my dog ran away....



(a quick mist of detail spray later)




Oh that better! Anyway..... What addiction?!?!?

 

You might be a detailer if instead of earning money from detail, you spend it all on supplies, then have to find more jobs to earn money, but spend that money too.

Some guys i see on here are like this, instead of earning money from detailing, they just spend it all on supplies... its crazy to think we spend 20 dollars for something in such small quantities...think Reload, ect.

its a crazy profession/ hoby/ addiction.

 

If the first website you visit when opening your browser (to check new messages) is Detailing Bliss.....

 

Bump...

If it's 90+* day and you park in the sun just to see your car shine...

If you cleaned up doggy dodo with interior cleaner...

 

'Tried' indicates I might not have been successful...but I was.

You might be a detailer if most of the q-tips in the garbage have black tips...
You might be a detailer if the inside of your car smells like one fruit, and the outside smells like another...
You might be a detailer if people no longer want you to see their car in the daylight...

 

You might be a detailer when everyone comments on how clean your car always is
You might be a detailer if your the one always annoying the dealer making sure they will not wash the car with the oil change
You might be a detailer when waxing your electronics seemed like an good idea
You might be a detailer when you see a dirty wheel you get excited and think how cool would sonax full effect come out on those wheels
You might be a detailer when your glad your friends have a dirty car that you can use to test new products on
You might be a detailer when your detail products are used inside the house as much as on the car ( apc, optimum metal polish, etc)
You might be a detailer when bird poop or sprinklers get your car and you think the end of the world is coming

 

Ask your girlfriend what she pays for makeup or perfume. Detailing products are a steal!

 

I do this all the time. Especially rims. its a sickness.

 

If your wife asks you, "Did you wax the washer and dryer?......again?"

 

you might be a detailer when you clean your glasses/ sun glasses with a mf and some QD.

you might be a detailer when you bitched at your girlfriend for scraping your purse on your door.

you might be a detailer, when your friends warn other friends that if they touch your car....you will be very pissed.

you might be a detailer when you are dying inside when someone touches your car, and you are too nice to say anything to them.

 

When your 4 year old son can point out holograms and bad buffing jobs. You whould see the look on the faces of the owners when he asks them if they had their car buffed with a brillo pad.

 

If you think this bumpersticker still doesn't cut it:



...

 

when you have a set of rules printed out in your glovebox to prove to your passengers your rules on any food, drinks, pets, etc in the car or scratching the leather.

 

I've done all of these except the first. I cleaned mine with Plexus, hahaha.