Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The
woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest
one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,
Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart .'

 

haha burn!

 

Owned!

 

:lol2:

 

Haha awesome.

 

Thats an old one,but man is it still funny.

 

That is pretty funny. It had to be the same guy. That got drunk twice...:shrug:

 

hahaha! I love it.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

now THAT is funny, and it probably originated around here!

 

I see you're from Tennessee...what did she sleep with her brother twice????:stirpot::drinking::devil: